Has anyone noticed that the phrase “just sayin’” is a guaranteed social get-out-of-jail-free-card? You can say whatever you want to someone and by adding “just sayin’” to the end you have ensured there will be no ramifications of saying what you really think. Usually we bite our tongues when giving criticism to people... unless you’re a total douche and just act like an ass to everyone. But to those who actually have friends they tend to be nice. There are certain phrases, however, that allow you to speak your mind... aside from “just sayin’”.There is:
“I didn’t want to tell you this but...”“You didn’t hear this from me...”
“I wasn’t going to say anything but...”“No offence!”
And so on.Basically, you need to add these to any sentence and then go nuts with whatever
Here are some of my own:“Fake tan is the most fail creation I’ve ever seen. No one can seem to get it right – just sayin’!”
“No offence but if you wear Crocs you will look stupid.”“I wasn’t going to say anything but Lady Gaga’s bizarre dress choices are a scapegoat for her inability to dance very well.”
“I didn’t want to tell you this but the epilogue in the final Harry Potter book was sappy and unnecessary.”Just sayin’!